theme

in the land of bacon and surprises

DeviantArt | Facebook | Twitter
ACP | Coscom

COMMISSION INFO

super high school level manatee
Ashley | 20 | FL | ♀ | INFJ
Sun: ♋ | Rising: ♏ | Moon: ♌




dangerous-ladies:

So on Friday I told you how to make superhero boots. (By the way, 1800 notes? Thanks!) Today I’m going to show you how to make custom thigh-highs (or socks in general.) We’ll just call it the sock weekend.

Here I’m making Tomoe Mami’s thigh-highs. (I’ve intentionally made them in brown, as I didn’t like the purple.) Do you know how hard it is to find thigh-highs in the right color, with that pinstripe? Not to mention, not everyone fits into those “one size fits most” socks; my thighs never co-operate with the things and they end up around my knees constantly. As a result I’ve taken to making my own.

You will need:

  • Standard sewing tools (measuring tape, scissors, pins, sewing machine.) I used a serger for much of it but it’s really not necessary at all.
  • Sufficient amount of a stretch fabric; the stretch will have to run around your leg at the very least. I used about 30”x45” and had plenty of scrap, so you should be safe with a yard.
  • Enough wide elastic to make bands that fit snugly around your thighs.

That’s really it.

Cut your fabric into rectangles, the widest enough to fit the widest point of your leg. I freehand this because you really don’t need that much of it. Put one rectangle aside and focus on the first sock. Sew up the length and across the bottom. You have essentially just made a large wine bag for your thigh.

Sexy.

Stick your foot in this Sexy Wine Bag. Start pinning it so that your wine bag clings to you more like a sock. Go down to your ankle; it’s way easier to do this in two parts. When you are pleased with the tightness, carefully take it off your leg without disturbing the pins. It’s usually necessary to make a few adjustments to the pins once you have it off, just so they’re laying flat/even. 

Sew up that fit you just made. You should end up with a sock that ends up with a club foot. (See picture. Laugh.)

Now do your foot. You may want to round it out over the toe so you don’t get little elf points. Doing the seam along the bottom of your foot is the absolute easiest, imho, because you get a better fit with less finicking, but you will also end up having the seam along the underside of your foot, which I know bothers some people. If this is weird to you, then do the seam along the side… you just might not have as good of a fit as you want without a lot of finicking if your fabric doesn’t have a lot of stretch.

Carefully take it off, adjust the pins for neatness, and sew again.

Trace this finished sock against your other Sexy Wine Bag and sew that one, too. If you’re super into it, trace the sock off on paper, too, so that you have a pattern you can reuse next time without having to do any pinning/fitting. 

YOU HAVE SOCKS NOW :) 

But these socks don’t have finished top hems, are let’s be real, are liable to fall down if they’re left all on their own. You could just fold them over and hem ‘em, but I like elastic in there for support.

Put on your socks (inside out!), make your elastic bands, and slide the bands on overtop your socks. Fold the top edge of the sock down over the elastic band and pin it in place. Go all the way around your leg –– be careful doing this, as it can be tricky to pin against the underside of your thigh when you can’t really see what you’re doing, but it’s doable. When you’ve finished pinning, take it off –– it should look a little weird, as the fabric is no longer stretched. No big deal; sew it in place, making sure you stretch the fabric out as you sew it. I like to catch the needle along the edge of the elastic just so it doesn’t roll/do weird things inside the casing. 

And then voila. You have finished socks.

Go kill Witches.

- Jenn

  tutorial

When I went off to college I commissioned some friends to make a plush of my cat because I would miss her. It had a open belly pocket to put in a warm pouch. Today my cat died, and the vet gave me a lock of her fur. I stuck it in the belly pocket and sewed it up, so she’s always with me I guess.

When I went off to college I commissioned some friends to make a plush of my cat because I would miss her. It had a open belly pocket to put in a warm pouch. Today my cat died, and the vet gave me a lock of her fur. I stuck it in the belly pocket and sewed it up, so she’s always with me I guess.


13 years ago we rescued her as a kitten from a place where she would have surely died. She passed away peacefully in her sleep last night.

Rest in peace my little baby kitten, my Jada. You were the best kitty anyone could have asked for, and there will never be another like you for as long as I live. Mommy loves you.

  pet death

illumanagui:

Happy Momatee’s Day. :)

illumanagui:

Happy Momatee’s Day. :)


danaleighbrand:

A manatee at Miami Seaquarium - April 16, 2010

danaleighbrand:

A manatee at Miami Seaquarium - April 16, 2010

  SMILING!!!   BABY!!!


kill3rtcell:

supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure. THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water. PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.


- anonymous


Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science 

Guys calm the fuck down. Yes it has stuff dissolved in it. READ THE LABEL. IT’S SPRING WATER. YOU KNOW, FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Have you never read the label on a bottle of water you’re drinking and seen the breakdown of minerals in it? TDS (total dissolved solids) is not some magical measure of just bad stuff, it picks up perfectly harmless salts that naturally occur in spring water.
All this picture shows is that the measurements for the total dissolved solids falls well within the EPA’s guidelines, which the commentor notes. However they just dismiss this, by simply stating offhand that the EPA is corrupt. Yeah real convincing.I personally would trust the EPA on water quality over someone who doesn’t even understand a TDS meter.

kill3rtcell:

supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.


PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science 

Guys calm the fuck down. Yes it has stuff dissolved in it. READ THE LABEL. IT’S SPRING WATER. YOU KNOW, FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Have you never read the label on a bottle of water you’re drinking and seen the breakdown of minerals in it? TDS (total dissolved solids) is not some magical measure of just bad stuff, it picks up perfectly harmless salts that naturally occur in spring water.

All this picture shows is that the measurements for the total dissolved solids falls well within the EPA’s guidelineswhich the commentor notes. However they just dismiss this, by simply stating offhand that the EPA is corrupt. Yeah real convincing.

I personally would trust the EPA on water quality over someone who doesn’t even understand a TDS meter.


Anonymous said:  21!

21: What I love most about myself

Ah I guess…my attitude towards life haha, everything is an adventure and i’m down for anything.